Make Them Hear You: Archive

Corpse, heroin, lsd, or cocaine scents for sale →

nuptse: deleteyourself: You can buy the scents that police dog trainers use to teach the dogs to find shit. This could be used for all sorts of airport lols. I’m reblogging this partly because it’s funny, and partly because Carl you know why.

Oct 31st

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Oct 30th

Bradley: evan
Bradley: Willard is on AMC channel
Bradley: TMNT 3 is on ABCFAM
Bradley: enjoy
 Bradley signed off.
 Oh Bradley.

Oct 30th

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Mingus- I’m From Barcelona So the new...

Oct 28th

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Oct 27th

Watch

gay horse.

Oct 23rd

Cosmo Canyon. I want to play Final Fantasy VII so...

Oct 22nd

Oct 21st

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Old Texts Vol III

3/28/08 10:08 PM Avoided neck and back rubs for the duration of the ride home. I’m guessing getting in bed with 4layers of clothes on in t-10 minutes is the way to go tonight….. -5025999089

Oct 21st

Latest CNN/ORC Poll of likely voters: Barack Obama: 51 percent John McCain: 46 percent I don’t trust a poll conducted by Orcs. Maybe if they were Uruk-hai. But not just mindless Orcs.

Oct 20th

Old Texts Vol II

3/20/07 12:12 AM My Poster says ‘SYPHILLIS Could put you on the sidelines for good!’ and shows a b-ball player. I don’t think I did this right. -5022965953

Oct 19th

Funny Old Text Messages

I’ve realized that i have a lot of old text messages in my phone that are funny both in and out of context. I would like to share them with you. I’ll probably just post one or 2 at a time. 2/19/07 12:40 PM “Say dainty nymphs and speak shall we play STAB THE CORPSE?!” -5022965953 3/14/07 7:20 PM “Thanks for staying you jerk” -5025999089

Oct 19th

there really is nothing quite like frosting on a nilla wafer.

Oct 18th

I want to watch Dances With Wolves

Oct 17th

Fall Break

My schedule for fall break. Sleep in. Take showers Get groceries Shoot hoops Play Risk Drink Brews Go to Carleton Drink Brews Carve pumpkins Roast some pumpkin seeds Read some articles about endemic plant species in the Eastern Arc Afromontane Region Sleep Eat Corn Pops Trim Beard (Maybe, or at least clean up the neckbeard)

Oct 17th

WMCN Macalester College RADIO →

Listen to my radio show! It is on Monday nights from 10pm-12am Central time!

Oct 14th

Oct 12th

Pen Island!!! →

one of the greatest URLs out there.

Oct 12th

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Oct 11th

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I hate it when I have those sort of “being alive is a really weird feeling” moments with myself. they are very unnerving and sort of make me think that the decisions that I make don’t really matter at all.

Oct 9th

The blowjob is yo job. The hand job is da mans job. -MH

Oct 9th

Rat Castle →

My new band, Rat Castle. We will be playing in a battle of the bands at the end of the month. The recordings are really shitty quality, and qutie frankly pretty poorly played. we had to get some recordings in for this application, so it was a bit hastily done.

Oct 8th

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“Can I have some isobuteric acid?”

– Michael Hinshaw

Oct 8th

Oct 7th