Make Them Hear You

One of the most helpful sites that I’ve come across.  Can’t wait to see what tomorrow is like.

For some reason , I remembered this website earlier today.  It’s really funny.

tesslynch:

maxsilvestri:

And it’s all dynamite. All of it.

You said in the episode that the word “new” made you think of pickles. Why?
Pickling is an old technique, and basically to make something new you have to start with old first. That’s why I came up with the idea of pickling — do different types of pickling on the plate, and maybe have a protein, a Chilean sea bass or sirloin or filet mignon or something like that, but obviously Gene thought otherwise.

You compared your elimination to a ref making the wrong call in football. What would have been the right call, in your opinion?
The right call would have been getting rid of Eugene and keeping me. Sometimes a football player catches the ball in the end zone, and drops it because of the other guy, but the ref didn’t see it and he made a bad call.

Let’s discuss Carla.  She looks like giraffe + camel.

It makes me happy just to know that there is a magazine calld “Grub Street”

Corpse in a coffin

Corpse in a bed

Corpse in a shower baby

Cause your moms corpse gave me _____

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